Bollox news (Is any of it really true?)

March 20, 2006
Axis of Perdition declare war!
The vocalist from Axis of Perdition, who now wishes to be known as Brookticon, has declared war on the Autobots again. Optimus Prime was quoted in saying that the Decepticon, Sound-Wave, (Who turns into a tape player) Has a seriously fucked disguise considering the majority of the population now use ipods or mp3 players. Brookticon has told the local press that Optimus Prime is Evil Meat and will suffer for sharp end of the stick of doom for his insults.
The rest of the band have refused to comment.