
Parousia - Grindcore - Exeter, Devon For some unknown and completely false reason, they all wear false pink beards while drinking Vodka, other bands and metallers in their home town have painfully learned not to insult them whilst they are drinking vodka as the last person to do this burst into flames and began singing 'Tie a yellow ribbon around the old oak tree'
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The Prophecy - Doom Metal - Halifax, West Yorkshire Ee when I was a lad, we had to get up at 2 in the morning, beat the dog's arse to get some lard and spread it on some bread that was as hard as a doorstep then we walked 120 miles t' local pit where we worked for a 50 hour day and then went home to get strapped to a tree and whipped for a full hour till we went to bed. You don't know the meaning of a hard life!
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front man of the prophecy was an actor before her joined the band. If you see this band playing live, remember to doff your flat cap and chuck a few shillings towards the band.
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